The truth is hot:

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mitts."

-Colbert

Weird Laws:

In 1912 a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.

A-minus-minus

Source:xkcd

Wikipedia:

"Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some."

-Colbert

FYI:

The average person spends 6 months of their life sitting at red lights.

Not the best name

America:

"You see, we're America the Beautiful, not America 'Well, At Least She Has a Great Personality'."

-Colbert

Fact:

Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west.

Humans:

Yes it would...

"If someone would invented pants that you put on two legs at a time, it would be a huge time saver"

-Stephen Colbert

Def:

A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

I forgot the title already...

Question:

"If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?"

-Stephen Colbert

I feel safer now...

More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

Every week.

Lesson:

"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough."

-Stephen Colbert

Albert Heijn

Comedian John Fealy talks about his favorite place in Holland...

Valuable Kill?

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

Alternative Energy Revolution

Source:xkcd

Someday soon?

"There is no 'i' in team, unless Apple comes out with an app called 'iTeam' "

-Stephen Colbert

FYI:

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Alternate Currency

Source: xkcd

Words of Wisdom

Words of Wisdom by Stephen Colbert:

-"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, it also makes them taste better."

-"Technically it was the condom that was cheating."

Stephen Colbert

Did you know?

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

All in...

Did you know?

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

All Right.

Source:Cyanide and Happiness

Fact:

The first thing seen through a microscope was a man's sperm...from the guy who invented it, apparently it was the only thing he could think of looking at.


-University Museum of Science in Utrecht

New Pop-up Book!

Just in case:

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

Did you remember?

Source:Cyanide and Happiness

Did you know?

Ancient Egypt (the Old Kingdom) started and ended because if the same climate change. The Sahara Desert used to be a woodland/forest, but a shift in global climate created a drought, which led to all the nomadic groups to unite at the oasis that was the Nile, and became one of the greatest civilizations. A couple thousand years later, there was another drought, which caused the downfall of the Old Kingdom, since there was no water to grow crops or get food, and people went crazy (some ate their own children).


-From Discovery Channel Show: 'Why Ancient Egypt Fell'

How did they manage this one?

FYI:

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

AIDS

Source:Cyanide and Happiness

Did you Know?

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Advice Letter

Did you know?

101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie.

Adversity

Fact:

In ancient Egypt, the pyramids were not built by slaves, but instead built by a organized working class, with a good salary and benefits, including health benefits.

Advanced Technology

Source: xkcd

Fact:

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.

Adam and Eve Muslim Style

NOTE: no offense to any religion.

Fact:

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

Clever Ad Placement...

Fact:

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Achievement

Useless Facts...

-Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

Funny Pic: Accurate Watch

Useless Facts!

Welcome to a new series, where I'll be posting random, useless, but interesting facts. (I'm going to try to update them daily but no promises...) Enjoy!

1.The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

Test...have fun

This test does not measure your intelligence, your fluency with words, and certainly not your mathematical ability. It will, however, give you some gauge of your mental flexibility and creativity. In the three years since the test was developed, few people were able to solve more than half of the questions on the first try. Many, however, reported getting answers long after the test had been set aside, particularly at unexpected moments when their minds were relaxed, and some reported solving all the questions over a period of several days. Take this as a personal challenge.

INSTRUCTIONS: Each question below contains the initials of words that will make it correct. Find the missing words. For example:

a. 26 = L of the A Letters of the Alphabet

b. 7 = W of the A W

c. 1,001 = A N

d. 12 = S of the Z

e. 54 = C in a D (with the J)

f. 9 = P in the S S

g. 88 = P K

h. 13 = S on the A F

i. 32 = D F at which W F

j. 18 = H on the G C

k. 200 = D for P G in M

l. 8 = S on a S S

m. 3 = B M (S H T R)

n. 4 = Q in a G

o. 24 = H in a D

p. 1 = W on a U

q. 5 = D in a Z C

r. 57 = H V

s. 11 = P on a F T

t. 1,000 = W that a P is W

u. 29 = D in F in a L Y

v. 64 = S on a C

w. 40 = D and N of the G F

x. 5 = T on A C with a S

y. 300 = P G in B

z. 324 = M in the E T

aa. 500 = M in the I F H

bb. 72 = H in the U S O

cc. 24 = K in P G

Answers:
Click Me!

Funny Pics: Abstinence

28 Hr Day

(Click for better/larger view)
Source: xkcd

My 3rd Best Friend

Hello...welcome to my blog and my funny pics series..I will try to upload a pic daily at midnight of the timezone of where i am...these pictures are NOT mine, i just intend to share them, and will link to the sources if i remember where i got them...read the disclaimer in the description...and enjoy!