17.6.09
I didn't get the short stick!
Right-handed people live, on average; nine years longer than left handed people.
16.6.09
More than Dutch bridges?
Seattle’s Fremont Bridge rises up and down more than any drawbridge in the world.
15.6.09
Just in case:
Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile. So, if being chased by one, run in a zigzag line to lose him or her.
14.6.09
New Agency
"Congressmen are gonna need a hell of a name. Something bold. Something sexy. Something with a little more zazz than F.E.M.A. Here's what I propose: the Storm, Accident and Viral Emergency Unconditional Relief-Support and Emendation of Loss Federation (S.A.V.E. U.R.S.E.L.F.)"
-Colbert
-Colbert
12.6.09
Hello
If anyone is reading this (which I doubt), you may have noticed that there haven't been any posts for while. This is because last week I was working on a JAVA program for one of my classes and then I went on a trip to Paris and London (awesome) and didn't have internet access. I will resume posts when I can and while I should be studying.
PS. comment on my posts!
PS. comment on my posts!
2.6.09
Church:
"Going to church. It’s my favorite part of being a believer. On a typical Sunday Morning while some people are enjoying brunch or enjoying a good tee time, I sit in church imagining them chained to a burning lake of unquenchable fire. You know it makes even the dullest sermon fly by."
-Colbert
-Colbert
FYI:
Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the Caesars. It was first concocted in a bar in Tijuana, Mexico, in the 1920's.
1.6.09
Maybe we should change currency?
More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money throughout the world.
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